March is almost and with that comes the fact that we are now done with one-third of the year. I haven’t post in a long time and there is so much I want to talk about, but since I’m a teenager I don’t have the attention span to sit down and type down all my thoughts. There are some issues that are so close to my hurt that I can’t help but write about them because each deserve an award of some sort and let me hand some out.
The first category is Greedy Bastard of the Year, and the nominees are:
Bernie Madoff in I stole millions of dollars from people.
AIG in I took government money to pay people that don’t deserve it.
AIG in I took government money to pay for a lavish California retreat and other things for my executives.
Wall Street & Banks in I did unethical and stupid deeds to further my needs and cause the country to go into a recession.
And the winner is……AIG

This really wasn’t a hard choice at all people. I know people are outraged that AIG had the nerve to give there executives bonuses that added up to 165 million dollars out of the 170 billion they got as bailout money. I know even more people are pissed that some of these same executives that drove there company to the ground are getter up to 6 million as a bonus for failing, but that’s why AIG won this award. It’s because AIG months before this whole bonus business had done other dubious things with the bailout money.
After the first bailout in “September AIG executives participated in a lavish California retreat which cost $444,000 and featured spa treatments, banquets, and golf outings. The next month in October AIG executives spent $86,000 on a luxurious English hunting trip. On November 10, 2008, just a few days before renegotiating another bailout with the US Government for $40 billion, ABC News reported that AIG spent $343,000 on a trip to a lavish resort in Phoenix, Arizona.” In between all that spending on stuff they clearly did not need they got numerous bailouts from the Federal Reserve even though everyone knew what they were doing.
It shouldn’t only piss you off that they spent over 165 million to reward the people that got them to be were they are but that there was prior history of them making asinine decisions and the government continually giving them money. The train doesn’t end only there folks it’s been recently reported that AIG gave up 218 million in bonuses, so they lied to everyone yet again.
Which lead me to our next award, The Dumbass of the Year, and the nominees are:
Nadya Suleman (Octomom) in I’m having 8 more kids when I can barely take care of the 6 I already have.
The Government in We miss handled a lot of things.
The Media in We caused a sense of mass hysteria.
Rod Blagojevich In I don’t give a fuck with people think about me.
And the winner is……The Government

I have to say this was the hardest choice to make because all of these nominees are all so deserving except Blagojevich who is a great guy in my book who did not deserve what happened to him. It was a three way tie and the government as a whole won by 1 point because of recent events. Let’s start with what should be common knowledge by now, everyone I repeat everyone who is part of the government are complete tools our idiots. For one they all seem to have big egos and instead of worrying about fixing our country most of them care about their own or parties agendas. The more you hear about how Pelosi doesn’t want the Republicans to have any say in the bills there signing because they treated her party badly during the Bush years it sort of brings you back to high school were you wouldn't play nice with someone because of what they did with your girlfriend/boyfriend.
That doesn’t trump the fact that it seems none of them can read. The politicians are in uproar about AIG giving bonuses but do they not realize that they signed a bill allowing them to do want they want with the money. When anyone who is actually to blamed *cough* Chris Dodd *cough* is asked about it they always shift blame to another person never taking reasonably.

“We wrote the language in the bill, the deal with bonuses, golden parachutes, excessive executive compensation that was adopted unanimously by the United States Senate in the stimulus bill,” Dodd told CNN’s Wolf Blitzer this afternoon.
“But for that language, there would have been no language to deal with this at all.”
What my boy Chris is trying to say here is that without the clause in the bill alowing AIG to give these bonuses we wouldn't know how the hell to handle the economic sitaution. These are the people who we elected into office.
And we have are all knowing Commander and Chief going on Leno saying he had no idea that AIG could do things like that and wants to bonus them by making a new bill taxing 90% of the bonuses. I’m sorry but that doesn’t work for me. You can’t try to make things better because you weren’t smart enough to read any of the things you signed into action in the first place.
Our final reward of the night is the biggest one of all, The Man/Person of the Year. And the winner is……Chris Brown.
There were numerous people that I could have picked for this but none are more deserving then Mr. Brown, but I would like to mention that Blagojevich was a close second. I’m not giving Chris this award for his singing or dancing but for what most people know him nowadays for. Chris shows us that it’s ok to beat up on your girlfriend because she finds out that your cheating on her. This guy cheated on Rhianna for his manager who is 40.

(If you’re going to cheat at least upgrade)
What makes him more deserving of anyone else is that after he went all ultimate fighting on her that he was able to get her back. I really want to know what this guy said because most people can’t get away with little fuck ups like staring at another girl and he gets away with what he did. The final nail on the coffin that sealed the deal for Chris winning the award was that he not only got his girl back but he could be facing no criminal charges what so ever. Proving that in the justice system that we have no idea it doesn’t matter how guilty a person is what matters the most is how popular or how much bank you have, because a wise man once said that "Cash rules everything around me C.R.E.A.M., get the money, dollar dollar bill yall."
His great accomplishments I think deserver to certainly go up there with OJ not being guilty and Michael missing the built on child molestation 10 times ( If it was 1994 or 2005 either of these men would of won this). When I grow up I want to be just like Chris Brown, a rich music star who get’s away with beating women senseless.
Those my fine people are my awards for the year so fine if any of these winners continue what there doing I’m sure that no one will be able to take any of these awards from them.
All these people prove once and for all that if you’re not lying, cheating stealing, and abusing then my God you’re not trying.
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