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Sunday, 22 March 2009

  • Chris Brown is An American Hero

    March is almost and with that comes the fact that we are now done with one-third of the year. I haven’t post in a long time and there is so much I want to talk about, but since I’m a teenager I don’t have the attention span to sit down and type down all my thoughts. There are some issues that are so close to my hurt that I can’t help but write about them because each deserve an award of some sort and let me hand some out.

     

    The first category is Greedy Bastard of the Year, and the nominees are:

    Bernie Madoff in I stole millions of dollars from people.

    AIG in I took government money to pay people that don’t deserve it.

    AIG in I took government money to pay for a lavish California retreat and other things for my executives.

    Wall Street & Banks in I did unethical and stupid deeds to further my needs and cause the country to go into a recession. 

    And the winner is……AIG


      

     

     

    This really wasn’t a hard choice at all people. I know people are outraged that AIG had the nerve to give there executives bonuses that added up to 165 million dollars out of the 170 billion they got as bailout money. I know even more people are pissed that some of these same executives that drove there company to the ground are getter up to 6 million as a bonus for failing, but that’s why AIG won this award. It’s because AIG months before this whole bonus business had done other dubious things with the bailout money. 


    After the first bailout in “September AIG executives participated in a lavish California retreat which cost $444,000 and featured spa treatments, banquets, and golf outings. The next month in October AIG executives spent $86,000 on a luxurious English hunting trip. On November 10, 2008, just a few days before renegotiating another bailout with the US Government for $40 billion, ABC News reported that AIG spent $343,000 on a trip to a lavish resort in Phoenix, Arizona.” In between all that spending on stuff they clearly did not need they got numerous bailouts from the Federal Reserve even though everyone knew what they were doing.


    It shouldn’t only piss you off that they spent over 165 million to reward the people that got them to be were they are but that there was prior history of them making asinine decisions and the government continually giving them money. The train doesn’t end only there folks it’s been recently reported that AIG gave up 218 million in bonuses, so they lied to everyone yet again.

     

    Which lead me to our next award, The Dumbass of the Year, and the nominees are:

    Nadya Suleman (Octomom) in I’m having 8 more kids when I can barely take care of the 6 I already have.

    The Government in We miss handled a lot of things.

    The Media in We caused a sense of mass hysteria.

    Rod Blagojevich In I don’t give a fuck with people think about me.

    And the winner is……The Government

     

     


    I have to say this was the hardest choice to make because all of these nominees are all so deserving except Blagojevich who is a great guy in my book who did not deserve what happened to him. It was a three way tie and the government as a whole won by 1 point because of recent events. Let’s start with what should be common knowledge by now, everyone I repeat everyone who is part of the government are complete tools our idiots. For one they all seem to have big egos and instead of worrying about fixing our country most of them care about their own or parties agendas. The more you hear about how Pelosi doesn’t want the Republicans to have any say in the bills there signing because they treated her party badly during the Bush years it sort of brings you back to high school were you wouldn't play nice with someone because of what they did with your girlfriend/boyfriend.


    That doesn’t trump the fact that it seems none of them can read. The politicians are in uproar about AIG giving bonuses but do they not realize that they signed a bill allowing them to do want they want with the money. When anyone who is actually to blamed *cough* Chris Dodd *cough* is asked about it they always shift blame to another person never taking reasonably.  


    “We wrote the language in the bill, the deal with bonuses, golden parachutes, excessive executive compensation that was adopted unanimously by the United States Senate in the stimulus bill,” Dodd told CNN’s Wolf Blitzer this afternoon.

    “But for that language, there would have been no language to deal with this at all.”

    What my boy Chris is trying to say here is that without the clause in the bill alowing AIG to give these bonuses we wouldn't know how the hell to handle the economic sitaution. These are the people who we elected into office.

    And we have are all knowing Commander and Chief going on Leno saying he had no idea that AIG could do things like that and wants to bonus them by making a new bill taxing 90% of the bonuses. I’m sorry but that doesn’t work for me. You can’t try to make things better because you weren’t smart enough to read any of the things you signed into action in the first place.


    Our final reward of the night is the biggest one of all, The Man/Person of the Year. And the winner is……Chris Brown.

     



    There were numerous people that I could have picked for this but none are more deserving then Mr. Brown, but I would like to mention that Blagojevich was a close second. I’m not giving Chris this award for his singing or dancing but for what most people know him nowadays for. Chris shows us that it’s ok to beat up on your girlfriend because she finds out that your cheating on her. This guy cheated on Rhianna for his manager who is 40.


    (If you’re going to cheat at least upgrade)

    What makes him more deserving of anyone else is that after he went all ultimate fighting on her that he was able to get her back. I really want to know what this guy said because most people can’t get away with little fuck ups like staring at another girl and he gets away with what he did. The final nail on the coffin that sealed the deal for Chris winning the award was that he not only got his girl back but he could be facing no criminal charges what so ever. Proving that in the justice system that we have no idea it doesn’t matter how guilty a person is what matters the most is how popular or how much bank you have, because a wise man once said that "Cash rules everything around me C.R.E.A.M., get the money, dollar dollar bill yall."



     

    His great accomplishments I think deserver  to certainly go up there with OJ not being guilty and Michael missing the built on child molestation 10 times ( If it was 1994 or 2005 either of these men would of won this). When I grow up I want to be just like Chris Brown, a rich music star who get’s away with beating women senseless.

     

    Those my fine people are my awards for the year so fine if any of these winners continue what there doing I’m sure that no one will be able to take any of these awards from them.

    All these people prove once and for all that if you’re not lying, cheating stealing, and abusing then my God you’re not trying.

     

Wednesday, 04 March 2009

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Saturday, 22 November 2008

  • My Generation Will Bring an End to this World!

    Well i haven't written a blog for a while because the elections ended not to long ago and I've been in hiding due to the outcome and I've been having writers block but that's a whole another story that i don't care to get into.

    Me and my friend were talking about how stupid teens are age are and i came to a realization my generation or at least the teens in it are idiots. As my future leaders of America I'm scared, i think that we will either help bring an end to this world or make it a way better place.  I have many logical reasons to back up what i would call a "fact" now a days. (Any one reading i'm talking about people born from 1989 and up)

    1. Music
    Many people in my generation have no idea what real music is, I want to emphasize on the term
    "real."



    Ok I know some of you might be saying that i like picking on Miley Cyrus but I have good reason to. Miley Cyrus can't sing period that's a fact, but she sell's millions of albums at a time that the record industry is having trouble to actually sell anything. As of today she has sold 4 million records world wide on only 2 albums. Really people, she sell's 4 million while groups like Paramore only sell 1 million even though there way more talented then her. She makes me believe that you don't even have to know how to sing to actually be a singer but have a mega-evil company like Disney promoting you. But I'll get more into that as i rant on for what seems like forever



    Soulja Boy Tell Em is also one of those idiots that we confuse as real musicans. This man has sold 1 million albums and made more money then most people do in a lifetime at the age of 16 off 1 dance. I'm not going to lie i was cranking that for a hot minute but now it's just old. As a fan of real rap, Soulja  boy needs to stop rapping because he's killing rap. Legit i rap for fun and i think that if i can come up with a dance since that's what's popin i can retire when i'm 25. Soulja has opened up a Pandora's box of retarded rappers to come that don't say anything that has any or much meaning but is there so we can dance. I'm sorry but i'm not going to be cranking that in 10 years at my wedding or what not, so his music is basically for the times. I urge you all don't superman that hoe any more or bird walk because you look like a dumbass. The funny thing is in a few years when this all dies out Soulja boy is going to try to act hard like he a gangsta, I want to see how that works out Listen to real rap that actually makes you think like Lupe and that just doesn't make you dance.

    Soulja Boy and Miley are only 2 prime examples on how my generation feels that a person doesn't need to actually have any musical talent what so ever to be a famous musician. What has the world come to when you get paid millions to superman that hoe and to be Disney's whore.

    2. Fashion
    Ok i'm not a fashion expert or no were near anything of the sort but people my age are wearing the dumbiest things ever and paying tons of cash for it. 



    Who ever thought of Crocs needs to burn in hell and who ever bought them needs to kill themselves. Why the hell would you find swiss cheese rubber shoes cool. I don't care how comfy they are people that were them usual look like retards. Like i see people wearing them in the shirts and i pray to some god that some thing falls on their feet because crocs provide no form or procection. 



    From Crocs to Uggs, i feel that people in my generation in general make poor shoe judgment. I'm pretty sure Uggs are short for ugly because that's what they look like. For like a minimum price of what 200 bucks why would you buy something like that when i bet it matches or goes with a few outfits. Then there's my issue with people wearing these during the summer. Why the hell are you wearing hot ass bots in 90 degree weather. It doesn't make sense to me and the choice of clothing. It's like wearing a winter coat and shorts. The shorts defeat the whole purpose of the coat, and it goes the same way for the summer. It's way to hot to be wearing a fur coat. I think i'm getting off topic but the point is people are spending 250 bucks for the ugliest things i think in the world and wearing them in the wrong season for god's sake. 

    I think I can go on and on about wrong fashion choices. The thing is i'm usually that guy that doesn't care about anything. I'll show up to a function with 2 different shoes, socks, a plad shirt and shorts, and goggles if needed but crocs and uggz just piss me off.

    3. Technology

    Here is were i think i hit it home because my generation is the one were i think we had a technology boom were things such as computers, crazy cells, and other things are widespread and accessible. 



    When Myspace came to be well it did have it's good points such as making it easier to keep in touch with friends but alot of bad things came from it. First let's start with Myspace whores.


    Frist of all i don't have anything against whores because well someone has to do teh job i feel and there the backbone of our society, but because of Myspace we saw what i would call the whore boom. It seems like 70% of women on Myspace were putting what i would call very questionable pictures. You shouldn't have a picture of you half naked and saying "come and get me" there has to be a law about giving men false hope or something. Then there were those pictures with people doing the doing the deed. I for one don't want to see stuff like that as a person's profile picture because little kids are on Myspace. The funny thing is colleges and jobs look at people's Myspace's now adays so be careful what you put online more then ever. 

    Which lead me to our next form of communication, facebook. Facebook i think is great but there are still some stupid people on there. For one i see most of my friends post pictures of parties the went to and most of not all of them have someone shitfaced. The thing about facebook is there are tags so people know who you are when your in a picture unlike myspace. I can understand if your a picture and drunk by accident but i see people taking pic of them drinking beer and thinking nothing of it. The thing is it's illegal to consume alcohol underage and you posting a picture online basically is stupid. It's like OJ putting a pic of him murdering his wife on facebook. No lawyer in the world except R.Kelly's can be able to defend you.


    I feel that texting was invented my the devil or someone really stupid because no people are using it for everything and it is slowly getting rid of people talking i would even say. For one texting takes a serious issue makes the issue less serious. If you text me my dad died . I'm not going to feel sorry because for one a sad face doesn't express how sad you really are because you can say well i got an F on a test , it means the same thing. Then there is the thing about texting for way to long. If your text is about 1 page long of sorts then you should of called that person up. It would of been much easier to talk to them on the phone. Like how hard is it for people to talk on a phone now adays. Another thing i hate about texting is when they two people in the same room text to each other. If your in the same room i think you should be able to get up and talk to each other, gorget same room what about when people are next to each other.


    4.Role Models



    When Paris Hilton is considered to some as an icon then i thing there's something wrong. Paris Hilton for one got famous from a sex tape. What is their to aspire to people, personally I don't want to be famous for sucking dick but that's just me. Then their is the whole thing about her having no talent. For God's sake how many times have i mentioned people having no talent in this blog, but back to the topic at hand. She can't sing, she can't act, and she can't dance but some people follow her every word like it came from God or something. One thing i can say positive about her is she has a nice rack in this picture.


    Here is the mother of all role model's for some people, Britney Spears. Unlike some of the other people i named she did have some talent. A couple years ago before the whole K-Fed thing i think Britney would be a fine person to want to be when you grow up but now were in 2008 and things have changed. Is it me or has everyone forgot the past year or so when Britney was showing her vagina all over the place. Or when she attacked a car with an umbrella, then there was the time were she talked with a British ascent. Don't forget when she was wasn't allowed to drive for a hot minute. Then there's the fact that a judge found K-Fed as a better parent then her. Didn't a judge also rule that her father had to control her life for a hot minute to. The point i'm trying to make is Britney has had so many crazy moments that i think outweight all of her talent but or soceity none the less has forgiven her and act like none of what she did was her fault but for the crazy paps. People say she is having a come back musical to which i find funny because all the songs she has come out with in the last year have been crap. Womanizer is not a good song at all but it will win countless awards. I'm not even going to bring up this years VMA's were  she won everything for the dumbbest video i've seen in a while. But still people my generation has made her and Paris and icon.

    I can go on and on about reasons why i'm scared the people of my generation will cause the end of the world but i'm going to try to be postive for a change.

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  • Times are changing very quickly and from what i can see people instead of evolving into smarter beings alot of them choose the latter and get more stupid. So let's see if i can call all these people out and show them the error of there ways.

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